Okay, right now I'm watching The Boondocks for the first time. And it was talking about "nigga moments", and at the beginning it was explaining what a "nigga moment" was showing these 2 guys going at it, and they got their guns out, pointed at each other, and started shooting. They ran out of ammo until they realized they didn't even scratch each other, then they said "Hey, this is stup." "Yeah, dawg, lets just walk away and act like nothing happened." Then the cops came and shot them as "But it always ends badly" was said.

Then it said "Now lets observe what happens if a white man is in one", and it showed a white guy bumping into the guy that had been killed a few seconds ago, and the black guy was calling him a bitch and stuff, and the white guy said "Wait, I'm white," and walked off as the black guy was saying "Hey! Get back here! This is a perfect chance to throw your life away!" Then blah blah. There was this blind black guy driving a car, and the kid's grandpa gets in a fight with him, and the blind guy says "Do I smell new shoes?" and then he stepped on the guy's sneakers. Then it said on the screen: "6 of 10 "nigga moments" involve a sneaker. 50% of those sneakers are nikes."

I just loved that.

Oh, and then the more "rapper" of the kids was watching TV, and he told the other "Hey, you gotta see this", then he went backwards on the TiVo, and it was saying "Artist of the Year: Eat Dirt", and it showed his rapper with REALLY bad hair get up to get his award, and the kid said: "Wait for it", and then as the guy was walking down the aisle, he turned backwards to see the people cheering him on and stuff, then this metal chair flies out of nowhere and hits his head, and then the other rappers started fighting with each other. It was hilarious.


Another thing, it's just not quite believable that Avril Lavigne married Deryck Whibley (singer and guitarist of Sum 41). I mean, not only are they celebrities, but they're both singers and songwriters, and they're both from Canada. Ha. Imagine that. So, anyway, I was reading the AOL article about it, and it has this chatroom thing where you can talk about the article. I figured I'd read it for a laugh. Well, I got one.

Okay, this was said by "Dougmccarroll":

Avril is so cool now she has so much publsity i just dont she y she had to marry so fast to someone that no one knows i mean she could have married a punk rocker that is publicly known like Billy Joe Armstrong he is hot in a way of Greald Way he is punk But congads ne way good luck with the baby if u have one !!!!!!!!!!!
~Christina A.~


So says the person with the Lindsay Lohan icon. Note the bad spelling and even worse grammar. Note "Avril is so cool now" (even if that's not how she meant it). Notice the "marry so fast to someone that no one knows". Apparently, they dated for a year, were engaged for another year, then got married. If that's fast, I don't know what is (well, I do, but metaphorically). Notice how they spelled Billie's name semi-right, and completely went terrible at Gerard's. And... people do know Deryck, millions do. Do your research before hammering on a subject. Oh, and I don't get why people say things as if the person it was meant for would read it. I mean... really. It's stupid.

I did want to tell this person off, but I don't like being a hypocrite. I don't really like being told off. Even if I'm telling the truth. And not very many people like it when I correct their grammar and spelling (Kesley is an exception. And yeah, it was for school work, so... yeah). It's one of my pet peeves when someone does so bad at grammar that you don't read it correctly, words run into each other. Like that one line in Romeo and Juliet, when J said "Until I have Romeo in my arms--dead is my heart" or something like that, and her mother took it that she wanted Romeo dead.